LBO ENTERTAINMENT
"Rodney Moore's C*m Stoppers #11"
Starring:
Malitia,
Joelani,
Ruby Reed,
Frank Towers,
and Rodney Moore
Directed By
Rodney Moore
Reviewed By
Dave Michaels
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Wacky little vignettes that are all titled something different in the video. Someone forgot to send the right notes to the boxcover printer…
In the first segment, Rodney plays a music video talent scout. He "auditions" newcomer Malitia to be in this new "kind of rock, kind of hip-hop, kind of slow jazz music video…so stand here naked and play air guitar" music video.
I have to admit, I liked this segment. The girl was not half bad, and was pretty nasty also. The thing I liked most about the scene was Rodney's camera work. He really has that POV stuff down pat. He actually shot through the eyes of the viewer, with never mentioning the camera at any time. Malitia even didn't break the "4th wall" down. She really gave a great scene to add to the segment. Too bad you have to see Rodney later in a fuck montage. Boy, what a frightening guy.
Next up, was a scene with Joelani and Frank Towers. They play two business executives, trying out for the new job as CEO at a company. This by far was the funniest scene on video. Each was fighting with each other, saying they had more education then that other and were more qualified for the job. That's a hoot! Two porno stars arguing about who went to school longer!
The scene was a downer though, with Joelani hating to give a blowjob. She couldn't spit out Towers any faster than what she did on this video. Kinda hard to watch a video of a girl getting fucked, and she doesn't really enjoy it.
The last scene really made me toss my cookies. My momma always said, "If you have nothing nice to say to someone, don't say nothing at all". Well I never gave a rat's ass what my momma said, so fuck it!
This girl in this scene, probably will still have lots of fans wanting to see her, even without my shitty review. But god damn, she had the hairiest pussy I've ever scene! I can't believe she wanted to make porno movies. She must be able to make more money collecting aluminum cans, then doing this work. And then to top it all off, she fills her mouth with Rodney's cum, spits it into a glass, then drinks the whole thing, without wasting a single drop. That must have been the only protien she had all week! Uh! I must be getting old.
I hope to God, Rodney starts finding better looking girls soon. Just because you have a scene shot, doesn't mean you have to always use it. I really do like Rodney's camera work, and hopes he does more segments like the first one, but man Rodney, you really have to start working with a clear head, and stop using those "one night stands".
Can't really recommend this title, but if Rodney's stuff does well at your video store, go ahead and keep stocking the line, cause it's up to par with the rest.
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