But then there's Mila.

Whoa! If you have ever seen her on her numerous tv appearances (Howard Stern Show, Jerry Springer, etc.) you know that when Mila says that she is the Queen of Nasty, she means it. Outside of a cable show like our own Talking Blue TV, having Mila on a tv show means that we are the guys that put the pixelated dots over the body parts that can't be shown on regular television and the guy that bleeps out dirty words are both gonna put is some serious overtime before the show is safe to go on the air.

We caught up with the Queen at the 2001 Consumer Electronics Show convention and it went a little something like this:

Talking Blue TV: You know, I've been covering the porn industry for a few years now, and you meet some really wild and freaky people. And then you meet Mila. She puts them all to shame. They're all a bunch of pikers.

Mila: That's right They're all a bunch of losers. Nothing but talk, no action whatsoever. Wanna see some action, see my movies, see me live! See me at the Moonlight Bunnyranch. And if you can't see me there, see me in my movies. See the raunchiness, the nasty, the most hard-core, the most outrageous sex you have ever seen in your life. Everyone else, fuck them all, pardon my French, don't know what they're doing. You want to see the real thing, see me Mila, the Queen of Nasty!

TBTV: You know, the thing is, and coming from anyone else that would be all hype. But it's all fucking true. This girl, we went behind the scenes, we actually got featured prominently in one of your more recent movies.

Mila: Yes, yes that would be the Queen of Nasty: The Diary of a Squirt Queen.

TBTV: And we followed her around, and it's not fake. I mean, most porn is fake, this porn is so real…it scared me!

Mila: Yes, I especially like the hose. You have to see the movie or see me live to understand what I'm taking about. The hose part was really, really, really fun. And then at the airport, where I'm live at LAX, where I'm going completely down, naked in front of everybody. Taking some guy's 18" cock, in my mouth, having my eyes water. My eyes watering so I can't take it anymore. Having it deep down my throat with all my saliva and making bubbles with my saliva. Ooh, wouldn't you love to see that, see your cock down my throat, and then make bubbles?

TBTV: You know when the Christian Coalition and the extreme right think of porn people they think they are all like Mila. But they're not, there is only one Mila.

Mila: Yes, I'm actually very normal, and when I'm not in front of a camera and people are not watching, I'm really a nice Jewish girl. I'm not Christian, I'm a Jew.

TBTV: A Russian Jew.

Mila: I'm a Russian Jew.

TBTV: You're a liar too, you are NOT normal!. We went and hung out on Sunset Boulevard…

Mila: (Cutting off John) That's because there were cameras there, if there were no cameras there, I'm very normal, you know that.

TBTV: The cameras WEREN'T on and all of a sudden a fire truck comes by and she jumps up out of her seat and jumps over a fence and starts yelling at the fire truck to pull over right there on Sunset Boulevard.

Mila: That's because I knew people were watching.

TBTV: There were A LOT of people watching. I was terrified. The people that released your movie were terrified. "Oh Jesus Christ, what the hell is she doing now!"

Mila: Well that's why I decided to join the Moonlight Bunnyranch, that's were I can really go off and no one can give me shit and I can be myself and be completely crazy. I can do what I want to do and no one gets scared. People pay for me, that's why I decided to join the ranch.

TBTV: That's a very famous brothel up in Carson City.

Mila: Yes, it's in Carson City. For directions, call 1-888-BUNNYRANCH. It's awesome. I can do whatever I want to do there. There are no rules and no restrictions. No one tells me what to do, when, where or how.

TBTV: So there are actually fans that come up there to see you.

Mila: Like a lot!

TBTV: I can imagine. I also saw you recently on The Howard Stern show.

Mila: Yes that was fun. He wanted a special ass art painting, so I did that for him.

TBTV: It was funny. He had you on the TV show, and your character most of the time is very loud and drunk…

Mila: No, I'm not drunk. I act like I am.

TBTV: It's a character, I understand. When you were on there, you came across as the most smart and coherent porn star ever.

(Mila kisses John)

TBTV: She was. It wasn't even an act…

(Mila wipes her lipstick off of John's lips)

TBTV: I planned to sell that on Ebay later. But anyway, you really held it together on his show.

Mila: I was with my boss of course. My boss is Dennis Hoff of the Moonlight Bunnyranch. He's the man, he keeps me intact. He is very serious. So I'm very serious around him.

TBTV: Dennis just sat there. I mean this guy runs the most famous whorehouses…

Mila: Excuse me. Adult entertainment pleasure house.

TBTV: Adult entertainment pleasure house, sorry. They don't call them brothels, bordellos or whorehouses anymore?

Mila: No.

TBTV: That's tacky?

Mila: Yes, that's tacky.

TBTV: It's a common mistake. OK, I'm sorry Dennis.

Mila: That's OK, we love Dennis. He can just look at you and you know what to do. Not that he tells you what to do, you just know it.

TBTV: I get the impression you really like working up there.

Mila: Oh yeah, I do. I wouldn't be there if I didn't. I've been there for two years. I love it. I moved to Lake Tahoe. I love it there. I mean what can you ask for more. Dennis Hoff is great to work for. He's not a pimp, he's a businessman you can learn from and him move on. Not like the porn industry where you get nothing but trash, literally! I mean I went through it, I know.

TBTV: And you get along with all the other girls working there?

Mila: They're cool. The girls who work the Bunnyranch are classy girls and do it because they wanna do it and they love sex.

TBTV: You still get to go out and "wreck" girls.

Mila: Hell yes! I'm planning on a movie right now.

TBTV: Really. So you aren't entirely leaving movies.

Mila, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,…

TBTV: So you still will do nasty movies. That's the other thing about Mila. You have to watch "Queen of Nasty Part 1", then work your way up to "Queen of Nasty Part 2". It's a progression, because each one she tops herself. If you start off with "Queen of Nasty Part 3" first, 1 and 2 aren't going to shock you.

Mila: Also, I'm going to those Mexican vacations where all the fans can go on a cruise with porn stars and and all the fans fuck everybody. At least I do anyway.(wink)

TBTV:(Laughs)That's not quite in the brochure.

Mila: It's not in the brochure. Hey, we don't kiss and tell, OK. But hey, Jesse Ventura wrote about the Bunnyranch in his book so I can tell about him. All the other celebrities I can't talk about.

TBTV: Oh really, you get a lot of celebrities up at the Bunnyranch? Without naming names…

Mila: We don't kiss and tell.

TBTV: Ahhhh…You're a nasty, wild, freaky chick. I love you.

Mila: You're not so bad yourself, but like I said, we don't kiss and tell. (wink) Dog house, woof, woof.

(John laughs)

Mila: Bark motherfucker. "Yes Mila". "Woof, woof". I'm sorry, I don't kiss and tell. I don't want to embarrass you.

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TBTV: OK, time for the " Talking Blue: 5 Tough Questions".

Question number 1: Did you come from a dysfunctional family?

Mila: Absolutely not. Both of my parents are cardiologists in Los Angeles. I won't name it, it the best hospital in Los Angeles, in Beverly Hills, but I won't name it. Cedar…I won't say the other part.

Question number 2: Are you a dominant or a submissive?

Mila: I'm both.

TBTV: You're very dominant.

Mila: No, I like to be both. I like to be submissive too, I love to be in the doghouse once in awhile.

Question number 3: Can you sing?

Mila: Unfortunately, not really.

TBTV: You got such a great accent. That's real. That's legit.

Mila: Yes, it's a combination of East Coast, Russian and English.

Question number 4: Do porn take anything to make themselves cum like that?

Mila: No. That's why I have to give the thumbs up to the guys in the industry. They just have it. You either got it or you don't. That's why they are porn stars. We eventually sometimes use Pina Colada, but again, we don't kiss and tell.

TBTV: Speaking of cumming. They have these squirt videos…

Mila: They're all fakers, I'm the only real one. They all fake, trust me.

TBTV: That stuff goes flying.

Mila: Mine is real. It's female ejaculation. I have a letter from the doctor explaining it. The other girls are putting stuff in their pussies and squirting it out. That's not the real thing. You want the real thing, see me.

Final question: Can I touch your breasts?

Mila: OK, do we see any Vice around here. (Mila pulls out her tits) Go baby!

TBTV: No, I wanna touch them not see them.

Mila: Well touch them.

TBTV:(John pinches her nipples back and forth)Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Beep, beep.

Mila: Oh yes, don't stop fucker. Yes. DON'T STOP!!! YESSS!!!!

(TBTV film crew off camera tells them to stop or we are all going to jail.)

TBTV: Well, that's all the questions I have for today.

Mila: Right on.

TBTV: Thank you very much Mila, it was great to see you.

Mila: Take care.

 

Since our interview took place,Mila has retired from the adult industry and has left the Moonlight Bunnyranch.