OK, just let me jot down a few notes.
(Leanni notices that I have written her name at the top of the paper.)
Oh my gosh, you spelled it right.

What?
My name. You spelled it right the first time.

I've written it enough in reviews. I think it's branded on my brain.
Oh really? Good.

If I had known you were going to be here, I would have printed out some reviews and brought them for you.
Oh no, I never read those.

They're good, I assure you.
Even if they're good, you never know. Plus I wouldn't want my ego to get out of control. I want to stay down to earth.

In that case, it's good that I didn't bring them for you. Your head might swell. In fact, I ran a web poll for fans last year and I think you finished seventh or so as best newcomer.
Get out of town.

I'm serious.
Me? Really? I didn't think anyone liked me that much.

They do, they love you.
And you?

Well, I'm supposed to be wearing my impartial journalist hat today.
So turn off the tape and tell me.

You mean you can't tell?
Oh that? I thought that was just a camera in your pocket.

OK, where were you born?
In the Philippines.

When's your birthday?
June sixth. I just had a birthday.

And how old are you?
I was born on June sixth.(She laughs)

You're not going to tell me?
I'm in my early twenties.

Good enough. Where did you grow up?
I grew up in California.

Southern California?
Irvine.

Orange County. My neck of the woods. I drove all the way up from there this morning.
Oh my gosh, in all that traffic, just to see me?

Sure, all to see you. Actually. There is something I have always wanted to do with you ever since I first saw you.
(Her eyes widen) Oh Really. What?

I'll tell you later. Do you still live in Orange County?
No, I live in Connecticut. Everybody who knows me, knows that I live in Connecticut. In every movie or interview, I have to give props to Connecticut.

That may be a first.
I love it over there.

When did you move to Connecticut?
Back in 93.

How is it different than living here?
It's a lot faster here. Everything is about cars and Versace and cars and Versace. There, you have a car, you have clothes and people are lot nicer. Not that people aren't nice here, but it's much more real there. I wrote a term paper once about East Vs. West. On the East Coast people tell you if they like you and they tell you if they don't. Out here, they will always say they like you, but behind your back, it's a different story.

I'm sure you don't run into that very often.
Why?

Who could not like you?
Awww, sweet, but people do. You know, if you don't like me, just tell me. Don't pretend to me my friend then stab me in the back.
(After Roger does his very best Mel Tillis impersonation trying to get the next question out of his pie hole.)
Are you OK?

I'll be fine. English just gives me trouble some days.
Would it help if I put my top back on?

Would it help my command of the language? Probably, but don't do that on my account.
You'll suffer through?

For the readers, I'll walk through fire.
Listen to that, the sacrifices this man goes through for his readers.

Do your family and friends back home know what you're doing?
My mother knows, but we don't talk about it. I don't know if my father knows or not. My aunt's boyfriend just found out that I was doing this. I have been going there visiting for a long time, very nonchalant, just Leanni going to school, living in Connecticut. Then one day, he said something to me, because he watches the videos. I don't have in friends from like old school days, so all of my friends are cool with it.

How did your mom find out?
She has a friend who works at a convenience store and I was on the cover of a magazine. She saw the magazine and said "Isn't this your daughter?" My mother called me and told me that she saw it. In the magazine, it listed the movies I had been in, so I told her all about it.

Was she upset?
Not about the pictures. She said, "You look really pretty, but you're thingie shows." I told her "That's sort of the point."

Your thingie?
You know.

No, what thingie?
Oh please. This thingie.
(From my vantage point, apparently, Leanni is referring to her pussy which she now shows and sends Rog into another bout of language difficulty. Thank God for big notebooks.)

So, she wasn't upset over the pictures?
It was the movies that bothered her. She supports me, but she doesn't support the movies. We don't talk about it. It works out fine that way. I live and go to school in Connecticut and come out here to do the movies, so I can separate things. If I were out here doing it all the time and got caught up in the hype and the lifestyle, I think she would have more of a problem.

So, you're still in school?
Yes. I'm a finance major. I'm going to Wall Street. Hell, I'm going to own Wall Street. (She laughs.)

Does anyone on campus recognize you?
I sure hope not.

Do you think some of them do, but just don't say anything?
Sometimes, yeah. When I see people staring at me, that's when I think they must recognize me.

They might just be staring because you're so damn cute.
(She laughs) Stop it, my head is going to be too big to get back into the house. When I go to school, I don't wear make up, I don't do my hair and I don't dress like a porn star. I'm a finance major and that's how I look. I don't look like a porn star, or a super star or anything, not that I am a superstar, but I just don't think people know.

So you don't walk around campus in a G-String and fuck me pumps?
No, I don't even show my body. That's for the bedroom. One thing I do hate is when they call roll at the beginning of the semester. They call out your whole name, so as soon as they say my first name, I burst out, 'Yes, here.' I don't want them to say the whole name and have someone recognize me because of that.

Anyone who heard that would probably figure it couldn't actually be your real name.
Well, being Asian I can get away with things like, because to most people all Asians look alike.(She laughs.)

You could always just deny it if anyone asked.
Yeah, I'd say "No, but thanks, she's really cute." No, I'm kidding, I don't think that.

You don't think that you're cute?
Do you think I am?

Stand up, and I'll tell you what I honestly think.
(She stands, showing off a bit) Are you going to tell them about my new boob job?

Boob job?
Yeah, don't they look real?

They all look real. I'd have to feel them.
OK.

They feel very real.
I know, aren't they awesome.(She laughs.)

You know, we better stop, people are going to freak out if they think you actually got a boob job.
Oh, don't worry about that. I'm still all real.

By the way, for the record, yes, you are exceptionally cute.
I need to put you in charge of my publicity.

Any time. When did you make your first movie?
October of 97.

For who?
For Ed Powers.

How was that?
Do you want a short answer, or can I tell you the story?

Shoot.
The very first porno I saw was an Ed Powers movie. You won't believe who was in it.

Who?
Whose set are we on?

Mimi Miyagi's.
Right. She was in the first porn I saw. I was freaked out. Being Asian, and seeing another Asian woman having sex with a guy on camera, it was amazing. So, I'm on a talent call and this guy, Jake Steed, comes up to me and asked if I'd like to work for Ed Powers. I was like "Oh God yes, Mimi worked for him." I was so excited. I was starting with the same guy Mimi started with. Ever since I saw her in that movie, I followed her career. I rented a bunch of her movies, bought a bunch of magazines with her in them. Now, two years into the business, I am actually going to be in a scene with her. I am her first girl in four years.

You sound pretty excited.
I can't even tell you how excited I am.

Here I thought that was me doing that to you.
Oh it is Rog, honest.(Leanni bats her eyes and grins in a way that could probably make men hand over anything she wanted.)

Who says porn stars can't act. What was it like working for Ed?
He is really nice. I liked him. His humor is kind of corny, but he is really nice to work with. I was really nervous. You can see it on the tape, my face is shaking. He actually caught me off guard. My zipper was unzipped, so I was pulling it up and he asked me my age. I told him, but said "Don't ask me that on camera." He said"It's rolling now."

So we can watch that tape and find out how old you are?
Yes, if you really must.

So you were nervous.
Oh yeah. Then right after Ed, I worked with Jake.

Well, that's a little different.
Yeah. It was cool though. Ed's really small. I like Ed. It was good that he is small, for preparation for Jake. Whew, that guy is like…..this.(She holds her hands a foot and a half apart.)

Was he the biggest guy you had been with?
I think so. I know I small, I'm only 85 pounds. But I can take a big dick. The only reason I couldn't take Jake so well, is because he's got a curve. I think that's what caused problems.

So you don't mind big dicks?
Why, are you offering?(She laughs) As long as their straight, they can be big. I love that.

When you were done with that first shoot, did you know right away that you wanted to do more, or did you need some time to think about it?
No, I knew already. Back in June or July of that year. I had gone out to do a talent call. That's when all these producers and directors are in one room and you are on display for them to check you out. Take your clothes off. That's the interview, take your clothes off, OK, you're hired, you know. So, it took me a few months after that to actually do one. Randy West was actually the first person who ever called me. Then Ed called, then some others. It was a big deal, so I took a few months to think about it.

How many movies have you done so far?
I can't say exactly, but it's forty, plus or minus a couple.

Any that you are particularly proud of?
Proud?

OK, any that are your favorites?
That's better. I have yet to do a movie that I run home and say "Look mom." I loved Randy's Up and Cummers 46 because it took the whole day. I was so curious. I wanted to do this and I wanted to do that. Of course, he was like 'Sure.' There is another favorite, but I haven't seen it yet. It's called Body Slammin 3. It's recent, but I did it back in August. It was the last movie I did before I went back to Connecticut and the reason I am excited about it is because it's my first, on screen anal.

People have been waiting for that for a while.
Yeah, not only was it my first on screen anal, but I did like four or five positions, no problems. Usually on the set, they only tape seven minutes of the whole scene, but we did twenty to thirty minutes of straight anal sex.

With who?
Alex Sanders.

Lucky guy. People ask me about that all the time, where can I see Leanni doing anal?
I did it and I thought it was awesome, so I want to see how it came out.

Will there be more anal scenes?
I know I'm going to, but I don't want to do too much. I have no intentions of being an anal queen. My anal scenes are going to be things I enjoy. You will never see me do anal in a feature because of the way they are shot. In gonzo, we can pretty much do what we want to do, so the sex is going to be better and that's the only sort of anal I want to do, gonzo stuff.

Do you prefer gonzo?
Oh yeah. I don't like features. I don't like scripts.

So no interest in acting?
Not at all. I'll do it, but I have no interest in it. I like to be me.

With all that personality, it would be hard for a writer to come up with a character half as interesting or sexy as you.
Oh, thank you.

Do you have any favorite males to work with?
Yeah.

Besides me?
Do you have a current DNA test Rog?

I do, right in my wallet.
All right, if Chris doesn't show up today, I'm going to insist on you.

Pardon me, I have to make a call to some friends at the CHP.
Just tell Claudio not to let him enter the house.

That might work.
Oh forget that, let's just dive into the pool right now.

The second this interview is over.
Back to the question. My favorite guys really aren't in the business any more. They only work in their own movies. My favorites are Peter North and TT Boy. Do you want to know why?

Their superbly coifed hairdos?
(She laughs) Because Peter North has the passion for sex. TT Boy also has passion, but he has that rough, aggressive, wham bam, wham bam again and again and again. He's just so hard core.

You like that in sex? Rough and aggressive?
Oh yeah. TT doesn't scare me. A lot of girls are intimidated by him, but I just love that. My whole fantasy is for me to be in a scene with Peter and TT. The passion from Peter North, his touch and TT to just uhhh.(Leanni slams her fist into her palm a few times to demonstrate.)

So, any producers listening who can set this up should give you a call.
Totally, but they aren't in any more.

They lost out.
So did I.

What about dick size? Is that important?
Yeah, in my personal life it is.

What's your preference?
Well, I don't really like them small, but I don't like them super huge either. My whole thing is that I like them really straight, really smooth, with a nice head. Not tiny, but not huge. Just enough to fill me. Because if it's too big, I can't get what I want. I like really rough aggressive sex and I can't always do that with super huge guys. If it's super small, I won't feel it. Not that I have a big gap or something, I just like to feel something filling me.

What would the prefect size be?
Why don't you take yours out and I'll see.

I might ruin you for your scene.
(She laughs) Hmmm, from the looks of things from here, that might be true. You know, I had this one guy who was the length of my forearm. We dated for a while.

That's pretty damn huge.
Yeah, I actually took him in the ass.

No way.
Honest, no lie. I swear to you.

Your forearm is what, ten, eleven inches?
I didn't take it all in. I took him maybe up to here.(Leanni indicates a point on her forearm about eight inches up) So, I took him that deep in my ass with no lube.

So you've taken guys a little smaller than me in your ass?
(She laughs and grabs at my shirt) Come on Rog let's go upstairs right now.

That guy must have prepared you for the big ones in this business.
You know when we broke up, I told him I would just have to fist myself to remind me of him.

Do you have any favorite females to work with?
I don't really work with a lot of women. The truth is, I'm not a woman lover in my personal life. I think that's because I'm shy with women. Not with men for some reason. But, when I do movies, you have probably only seen a handful of scenes where I work with a girl and there is almost always a guy involved as well. If it's going to be a girl, she has to be really attractive, really nice to me, and really turn me on. Guys it doesn't matter as much, but with women I'm really choosy.

Good news for regular guys like me.
Yep, I love men. I will tell you the best woman so far: Felicia.

Everyone says that.
It's true. She was my first woman ever, on camera or off. I took that scene personally.

You said your 85 pounds, and how tall?
4' 11".

What are your measurements?
34.  Do you want to know my cup size?

Only if you want to tell me.
I'm a B Cup. 34B-22-34.

And those are real.
My boobs? Yep.

And they are going to stay that way right?
Yes. But, can I just say one thing to the guys reading this. Tell the club owners not to tell me to get boobs. The only reason, and I'm going to tell everyone so I do hope you'll print this, in porno they don't care about my boobs, but for me to get on the feature circuit they want me to get bigger boobs. They don't want just the average looking girls. I'm like, "But don't they want what they see on film?"  So you tell those club owners to allow Leanni Lei to come, but without boobs or you won't come.

So, the film business hasn't tired to pressure you into getting them?
No. They've pressured me not get them. Well, not pressured, really, but they all strongly suggest I don't get them. It's the feature dancing circuit that really insist. They say I would make more money on the feature circuit with boobs.

Well, anyone who is not lucky enough to be siting where I am, and can't see these wonderful breasts, know this. They are perfect, and should never be changed.
Thank you.

Do you watch your own movies?
I used to, but I don't any more.

How come?
When I first watched them, it was curiosity, you know, what I looked like on film. Then I would critique myself, that was a bad position for my body, the lighting was bad, I didn't look like I was into it. Now, after I've done so many, how different can I be? The only time I watch now are if I do happen to do any acting, just to see how I do, or B if it's something that I haven't seen before, like my anal scene. Or if it's a guy I really like, I want to watch that.

Do you watch other movies?
Just to see who's who in the business. Like a new guy, how he performers. Mostly the girls, because sometimes they want to set me up with them and I want to see if I'm attracted to them.

Any guys in the business you haven't worked with yet, but really want to?
Yeah, I'm sitting across from him.

Seriously.
I am serious. But if you're talking regular porn guys, there is one. Rocco Siffreddi. I probably wouldn't do anal with him, because he just tears it up.

You said you like it rough.
Not in the ass though. But I would love to get a hold of Rocco and have him just rock my world.

Rocco, if you're reading this and you don't take her up on this chance, you're a fool my friend.
Yeah, and producers, if I could have Peter North, TT Boy and Rocco, I would die a happy girl. Though Peter might get lost in there, so I would settle for TT and Rocco.

(Rog plays Mr. Subliminal and whispers) And Rog
Oh yeah, even better. That would rock.

What do you think of the business at this point?
Oh, you're getting all serious again. OK, I'll answer that. I left last time, to go back to college and I also left because I was getting tired of the business. It wasn't fun for me. When I first got into the business, it was more as a fan. I was thrilled to be working with all these people. Then it became a business, which of course, it is, and should be. But I wasn't having fun. I was coming to work being Leanni Lei, porn star, not Leanni Lei, girl having fun, excited about having sex. I got sick of it. I started doing features, and doing promotion, having to actually be a porn star and having to kind of pretend to be some nympho. I'm not a nympho. Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but I love sex when the magic is there. So, I was getting sick of it and went back to college, pretty sure I was done. I had a lot of time to think about it over the year and I got back into town four days ago with a new attitude. Ready for this?

Sure.
I am going to tell you exactly how it is. Some people may not want to hear this, but it's the honest truth. I am doing porno for the money because I am trying to pay my tuition, but, and I mean this, I still enjoy doing this. As long as I get to work with good people, I still enjoy the sex. I am not going to do scenes I don't enjoy. You are not going to see me doing scenes just for the money. Does that make sense?

Yes.
When I first started, I was like, "Wow!  I get to meet these people.  I get to have sex and, oh yeah, I make money."  Now, I get paid, I get to have sex and I'm having fun. Obviously it's about money, but I won't take jobs or scenes that am not having fun with. I won't do that to myself or to the fans.

Nothing wrong with having priorities and a plan. Do you actually have orgasms on camera?
Before, yes, I almost always did.

But not now?
Well, I haven't done anything yet this year. This is my first sex scene.

Really?
Yeah, why do you think I'm so excited? I can't even sit still.

I thought that was because of me.
Right. In fact, since I can't sit still in this chair, can I just sit in your lap?

How stupid would I have to be to say no?
Really stupid, now move that notebook off your lap.

What is your favorite thing to do on camera?
I don't really have a favorite sex position, but I love to talk on film. I like the interviews and enjoy playing a role, but still being myself, You know, not scripted, but something with a little role playing. That's why I love gonzo.

Something like the Freshman Fantasies movie I just reviewed?
Yeah, with JJ Michaels in the limo. That whole thing was my idea. The Madonna thing, that was always a fantasy.

By the way, JJ, you lucky fucker.
He was awesome. You know, the way things are with diseases you can't just go pick someone up like that, but I have always wanted to do that, just pick someone up and fuck them.

OK, I'm going to leave here and hang out beside the road.
Who says I'm going to let you leave?

All right. I think from sitting here, I know the answer to this, but I'll ask it anyway. How does your on screen personality reflect or differ from your real life personality?
I don't know. When I'm at home in Connecticut, I'm not porno-fied or anything. I am pretty mellow and very shy, believe it or not. On camera I don't have to be, but if you were to see me just walking down the street and say hello to me, I would be quite shy. But I am friendly once you get to know me. Right?

Oh, you're very friendly and that comes across on camera.
Cool. That's what I hope for.

Do you have a fan club?
Yes. 9800 D, Topanga Canyon Blvd. # 224 Chatsworth, CA 91311.

We'll all look forward to that. You mentioned dancing earlier. Do you do any dancing now?
House dancing only.

In Connecticut?
In Massachusetts. It's like an hour and fifteen minutes from my house so no one runs into me. I work at the Mardi Gras in Springfield Mass.

So, anyone who reads this be sure and say hi to Leanni at the Mardi Gras and tell her you read the interview. How can we get you on the feature circuit?
Write to clubs, call them, talk to them. Whatever it takes.  I love dancing, but I'm not going to get a boobjob just get on the feature circuit.

I want to see you out here in California.
Oh, no I'm scared to feature out here. I need to work on the routine.

You can practice at my house.
OK, take me home.

We can just move Mrs. Rog out.
Oh no, she can watch. I can be fun for the whole family.

Any tattoos or body piercing?
Never.

Ever?
Never. If you ever see me with a tattoo, they are hennas and they only last for thirty days.

What would you say is your career goal within the business?
I honestly don't know because I don't know how far I can take this. I don't sit there and monitor my career to see if I am getting big. Am I going to be a superstar? Am I going to be the next Asia Carrera? Or the next Kobe Tai? Or Jenna Jameson? Well, I know I'll never be that big, but I don't look at myself that way. I think I'm doing pretty well. The producers and directors are calling me, I am getting work. People seem to like working with me. The fans seem to like me. I have always said if you give a good scene and the fans like it, then everything else will fall into place. Granted, if you want to be huge, you have get political and have the promotion behind you, but I don't really care about that stuff. The only thing that would get me that I even care about is a shot at the feature circuit. But because they want me to get a boob job, it doesn't look like I'll be on the feature circuit very much.

And just to re-iterated, you are not going to get one, correct?
Nope.

What about beyond the business?
Well, I am a finance major with a minor in accounting. The only reason I go to school is for the knowledge I will need to one day open my own business. I will have something solid to fall back on.

What are you shooting today?
I am shooting a scene with Mimi Miyagi. Her first sex scene in four years. I am pretty excited to be her first in that long. I don't know the name of the movie yet. A lot of times you don't know until it comes out. After Mimi, I am shooting a scene with a guy. If he ever shows up.

How does it feel to be working with Mimi?
It's so exciting. I am taking this scene so personally. She is the first woman I ever saw in porn and I am her first in four years. I am just lucky enough to be with this woman. My next goal is to get a magazine layout with her. In fact, I was just hoping for a layout with her this summer. I never dreamed I would get to be in a movie with Mimi.

Speaking of lay outs, they were telling me you just won some award for print work?
Yeah, we don't have to talk about that.(She actually seems to be blushing.)

No, tell me.
It's just a Model of the Year thing for Oriental Dolls magazine.

That's a very big deal, congratulations.
Thanks. I was in Hawaii when I found out. I got a call from the editor and they told me I had won model of the year. I called her back three or four times to make sure I won it because the fans actually voted for me. It's a fan award and I wanted to make sure that it wasn't just because I live so close to New York and can make appearances easily. I wanted to win for the right reasons. I didn't want to get it for political reasons.

If I may speak to the readers for a moment. Everyone reading this who knows exactly how Leanni won this award, please email or write her to let her know how freaking hot she is. I swear, you completely lack the confidence you should have.
Nah. I just want the fans to be properly represented.

You are way too modest.
And you are just way too sweet. You really are going to have to take me home to live with you.

Do you have a boyfriend or husband?
No.

Are you looking?
Well, I don't have a commitment with anyone, but I do have a guy I see. We have a relationship of sorts, but because I am in this business, I can't really put a label on it. I know there are a lot of people in this business who have great relationships, but I'm not like that. I do believe in monogamy, I really do. For me. I am not into a lot of different sexual partners when I am in a relationship. So while I am in this business, I can't have that kind of relationship. As long as I am in the adult business, be it movies, magazine, or even just promotions or dancing, I don't plan on being married or in a committed relationship. But when I am all done, then that is my time.

So when you leave us, you'll be looking for that one special, very lucky guy.
That's right.

What do you look for in a guy? Besides, a big, long, straight dick.
Well, that of course. Then I look for honesty. Just be honest with me, you know. I don't even like little white lies. If you do something, just tell me. I'm never going to lie to my man about my past, or anything I do. I also like romance. I don't have to be put on a pedestal and fed grapes twenty four hours a day, but I like to know that someone cares about me and that they love me. To me, romance is just sitting around the kitchen at a family event and getting a hug. That is romantic to me. Romance, honesty and some sense of responsibility. I don't expect to be showered with gifts and I'm not looking for a rich guy, but pay your own bills you know?

No lying, emotionally unresponsive free loaders.
Exactly. Pay your own bills, be intelligent so we can have intelligent conversations once in a while and feel comfortable. It's OK to have bad habits and show them in front of me.

Is there anything you won't do on camera?
Jeez, like what?

Well, some girls won't do interracial scenes, some won't do facials. You already said you've done one anal.
Oh no. I've done interracial, I do facials. I've had a lot of loads on this face. I've done anal. My DP will be for my finale. I won't do a gang bang. I don't think they are erotic at all. I don't even think two men and a woman is erotic, but I do want Peter and TT because it's erotic to be there. To watch it though, not really erotic. I will never do more than three guys. I just don't think a bunch of guys standing around is erotic. Besides, I love to give attention to guys and I would feel bad. In case you haven't noticed, I'm very giving.

Oh, I've noticed.
Why thank you.

You know, I'm glad you haven't read the reviews I've written of your work.
Why?

I think I would be embarrassed.
Why?

Because some of the things I've written have been quite complimentary and you would real all the things I wanted to do to you.
Oh really? Why don't you just tell me.

I think it's best if I don't.
You know, I did read one review that was printed with me once. They talked about how I end up in all these anal movies, but I never end up doing anal.

Yeah, how does that happen?
I don't know. I was saving it up I guess.

What were you like growing up?
I was very studious. I was brought up that way and always very into my studies. Except for my last year of high school. I really rebelled. My parents divorced and I went wild. I smoked pot for the first time, got kicked off the cheerleader squad. I stopped going to all the honor society functions, that sort of thing.

You just became a normal kid instead of a super brain.
Pretty much.

We need to back up a little. You were a cheerleader?
Yeah, I was.

Do you still have the uniform?
No, we had to give them back at the end of the year.

I figured it would be hanging in your closet for those role playing things you like so much.
No, but that's a good idea. Wanna come play?

Very much.
You know, cheerleading was fun. I got into cheerleading, because I was just such a peppy, ra-ra person. But I wasn't flexible. I didn't have any gymnastics background, couldn't do splits or cartwheels. But I was such the ra-ra girl and I was the lightest girl they find to sit at the top of the pyramid.

When did you have sex for the first time?
When I was seventeen.

And what was that like?
It was weird because I had sex on a bet. I had a boyfriend. We hadn't had sex yet. We were together for four years total, but we hadn't had sex in the year and a half we'd been together. It was known throughout the high school that Leanni was the little virgin. Don't ask me how or why I did it, but my boyfriend had made a bet with his friends. I didn't know this until after. So that if he ended up having sex with me at this party at his parents' beach house, they would throw him a keg party.

What if he didn't?
I don't remember what he would have had to do. Anyway, he ended up having a keg party. It was a good thing. Not that I'm condoning underage drinking or anything.

Well, if you are under age, you shouldn't be on this web site reading this interview. Stop now and go find something more constructive to do.
Yeah, go read a book.

I am quite glad we got to do this interview. It helps to clear some stuff up.
What stuff?

Well, I just finished complaining my Rog Reviews top 20 stars list, and to qualify a performer has to be active. When I put your name up, everyone flooded me with complaints because they all thought you had retired.
Retired, no. But wait, I made a top twenty list.

Yes, just my personal list.
Where did I finish?

I don't want to tell you that. I'll sound like I'm kissing up to you.
Come on, tell me. Please.

Number three.
Really? You're lying.

Nope, swear to God.
That is so cool. Thank you. Now about this retiring thing. When I left to go back to school, I honestly thought that I had made enough movies to cover the time I would be gone, but it only covered me through December. So since January there has been nothing new.

So there. All you people who emailed me that Leanni wasn't eligible were incorrect. She is still active.
I just need to go to school to learn how to read the contracts. That's all I do it for. It's all to help my porno career.(She laughs)

Is there anything you would like to say to all your fans reading this?
I honestly care about the fans, and anyone who has ever written to me knows that they never get a Xeroxed copy of a letter. No computer generated stuff. I actually do take the time to write back. I just want everyone to know that it might take me six weeks or six months to write back, but I do promise to write back to each person one at a time. If you can wait for me, I'll get back to you. Keep writing me and telling me what you want to see. And tell those club owners to let me dance without fake boobs.

One more time, to clarify, that is coming from the dance circuit, not the video companies.
That is correct.

Is there anything I left out?
No, I don't think so. You let me talk on and on.

OK then.  Thank you very much.
Wait. You said there was something you always wanted to do with me. Aren't you going to tell me?

Will you do it?
What is it first?(She laughs.)

Can I pick you up?
(She laughs) Yes, but only if you let me hold the recorder so people can hear that we're actually doing it.

Fair enough.
Weeee, everyone, Roger is actually picking me up. I am in the air and he is holding me dangerously close to the pool.

This is nice.
Is it everything you hoped it would be?

And then some.
Where is a camera? Let's find a camera.

You know there is something else I've always wanted to do with you.
Oh really, what is it?
(Roger whispers in Leanni's ear)
(She giggles) We can do that, but I think we should turn the recorder off first.

Bye everyone.
Bye.