Records Are Meant To Be Broken
THE BREAKING
OF A WORLD
GANGBANG RECORD
By John Douglas
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The new queen of gangbangs:
SPANTANEEUS XTASY |
LOS
ANGELES, CA -- On November 21st, 1998, embittered cross-town rivals USC and
UCLA battled it out on the gridiron with the UCLA Bruins finally coming out on top in a
heavily attended local sporting event. All the while, across town on a cramped studio set
in North Hollywood, California, busty porn actress Spantaneeus Xtasy took on teams of guys
who dog-piled on her in an entirely different type of sporting event: that gangbang record
attempt. In the end, Spantaneeus came out on top, having shattered Jasmin St.
Claire’s previous record of 300.
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out Xtasy would have serviced 551 cocks over an eight-hour period. With only a one-hour
break for lunch, that comes out to 78.857 cocks per hour or roughly one and a third dicks
per minute. In order to accomplish this monumental feat, Xtasy and Heatwave Entertainment
worked two man shifts in a style that would have made Henry Ford proud. On the day of the shoot, we arrived at the studio just as Ron Jeremy
is packing up to leave. In passing, Ron calls out to us, "Hey, you missed the best
part of the shoot! Me doing interviews." Humble is not a word in Ron’s personal
dictionary.
Ingley Studios is kind of a small place to be having a
gangbang of this size.
As we walk in, we pass through the kitchen area, which is
packed to capacity with gangbangers greedily gobbling down pizza.
A quick perusal of the crowd indicates the type of guys
that one would expect at a shoot like this; you won’t find any ex-Chippendale dancers
in this bunch.
On the actual set we run into some of our fellow press people who give us the skinny on
the day’s events thus far. The shoot started around ten in the morning with Heatwave
president Gabor introducing Spantaneeus to the crowd and going over the instructions for
the day’s shoot. While Ron Jeremy moves about the crowd quipping with the
participants, the first wave of "fluffers" are brought out. For the uninitiated
in the crowd, it is explained that the fluffers are girls that stay off to the side and
will do whatever they deem necessary to get the guys hard and ready them to fuck. It is
quickly explained that the girls are there to get the guys up, not off. Save it for the
camera, the crowd is told.
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The Porn
Star with the Famous Face:
Sasha Gabor
Interview by
John Douglas
Setting a gangbang
record takes a lot of guys. In order to reach the magic number of 551, new gangbang record
holder Spantaneeus Xtasy had to call on the assistance of some 50+ guys to achieve her
record.
While looking out across the sea of
faces, many of which were masked to conceal their true identities, I spied one face that
caused me to do a double take. Was that Burt Reynolds in the crowd? It can’t be.
No, it wasn’t. The
Bandit’s career got a resuscitation last year with the mainstream Hollywood movie
about the porn industry, "Boogie Nights", and hadn’t had to turn to doing
gangbangs to make a buck.
If it wasn’t old Burt, it had
to be his porn doppelganger, Sasha Gabor.
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Taking all comers
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The set, which is
pretty much in a shamble when we arrive, is made up in a Polynesian jungle motif with a
raised bed at the center. According to the reporters, the first three guys climbed on the
bed with Spantaneeus and the thing collapsed. Indeed, across the way from us is the
mattress at the center of the spotlight: a flattened queen-sized with a red sheet covering
it. Of all the props on set, the first thing that
catches one’s eye are the many discarded condoms littered across the set. Like little
squishy landmines, one has to carefully navigate their way around the set to avoid
stepping on one. Apparently many of today’s gangbangers have never heard of Woodsy
Owl or the saying "Give a hoot, don’t pollute".
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the set broke for lunch: the aforementioned catered pizza. We are told that we are welcome
to join in on the free chow. Wondering just who remembered to wash their hands before
grabbing a slice, we instead opt to dine out and return later. Of all the local franchises
in the area, we immediately dismiss Wienerschnitzel, knowing that we are going to have to
come back and look at a squadron of wannabe porn studs playing with their wieners in a
little bit. After a brief break, we return to the set. We are
warned by the guy at the door that shooting has just started and that we had better get in
there and get our story quick because "in about ten minutes, that place is going to
start smelling like county jail." His point is taken and we quickly go inside to get
our story.
Sure enough, we have to cut through a crowd of about 30 to 40 guys
who will be providing the puds for the party. A trio of tired-looking fluffers work the
crowd, only to be joined to über-slut Mila who has dropped in to help lend a hand. And a
mouth. And every other orifice that can keep the crowd ready to perform. |
Quite possibly one of the
nastiest jobs in the world:
the jizz janitor |
Off to the side, two guys are simultaneously
being serviced by one of the fluffers, a curvy black girl by the name of Kira. Going by
the names of "Steve" and "Mike", the guys take turns being blown. When
asked what the best part of the gangbang has been, Steve responds, "the
fluffers." He adds, "the best being Kira." Mila overhears his comment and
kicks Steve in the leg.
When asked about proper fluffer etiquette, Mike informs us that
"if a girl likes you, she give you a little extra." An unnamed participant walks
by and adds, "this place is like the International House of Pussy. It’s a
fucking buffet."
A number of guys in the crowd wear masks, including one guy who has
come down with a very realistic-looking Howard Stern mask. When asked if he was afraid of
people finding out that he did a gangbang, one masked man said, "yes, but I’m
not too worried about my friends seeing it, because most of my friends don’t like to
watch adult movies." So why the mask? "My career. I’m a professional".
CANDY APPLES
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride
Tired of servicing others, Mila takes a break
to get her 14" blue, double-headed dildo to get herself off with. Amazingly, it only
takes a few pumps with the blue behemoth to get Mila to squirt up about half a cup of
ejaculation. When one of the onlookers refers to her copious spray as "piss",
Mila angrily snaps at him.
At roughly 4:30 p.m., Jasmin’s record of 300 is matched. One
of the fluffers, Candy Apples, who was on the set of St. Claire’s record-setting
attempt, points out that Jasmin actually did 302 guys to set her record. Three guys from
the crowd jump in to the fray and within moments three pop shots are delivered, officially
breaking the record. Flashbulbs pop as dozens of photographers fight to capture the Kodak
moment. Number 303 proudly displays his number card, securing his place as the Mark
McGuire of porn.
One of the reporters covering the event remarks that today’s shoot has become
"the Titanic of porn".
With the previous record behind them, the crowd shows no sign of slowing down. Many of
the guys come back for thirds and fourths. One of the participants, a masked guy going by
the name of "Prince" claims three visits (#201, #307, and #400 something). When
asked what it was like getting sloppy seconds (a few hundred times removed), Prince
replies "as long as the other guys are using condoms, it’s okay."
Even though all participants were required to get AIDS tests ("the best $35
dollars I ever spent," quipped one banger), condom usage was required at all times,
although many of the fluffers seemed to be okay with blowing guys without. One of the
fluffers claimed that she was unable to taste her lunch from the overpowering taste of
dick in her mouth.
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MILA:
the only pornstar who
isn't in it for the money |
Taking a break
from "fluffing" |
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Only 45 minutes after breaking
Jasmin’s record, Spantaneeus has moved past 500 guys, according to the scorekeepers.
Only two of the fluffers remain: Mila and Candy Apples. The crowd is beginning to look a
little spent.
Oddly enough, the person who should probably be the
most warn out, Spantaneeus, is still going strong.
While many of the original guys who started out the day are starting
to get dressed, talent is recruited wherever they can find it. Throughout the day, set
workers such as production assistants and cameramen are given double duties. One, a young
guy who is responsible for distributing condoms to the "talent", has been called
upon to perform and add to the count. When asked if he liked his job, the rubber man
replied "What do you think?"
But not all of the participants seemed to be as enthusiastic about
the shoot. One anonymous banger noted, "I was really disappointed in her
(Spantaneeus) because she wouldn’t let me really, really fuck her." When asked
to clarify, the aspiring porn stud said, "She wasn’t really into it. I think she
was a little dull as a lay. She wouldn’t let you choose your position. Only letting
you do missionary."
Would her rent or buy the video when it came out? "Maybe. I
don’t know. I’m a little disappointed in the hype. She (Spantaneeus) had 500
guys or 500 dicks in her mouth, but she probably only fucked like a hundred guys."
Quite the serious charge, the amateur fuck actor added, "It was a pace record. She
broke the record, but she didn’t really break the record. To me, she did what I would
call pre-fucking, not just straight fucking."
About ten till 6 p.m., the count gets to 546. Just a few numbers shy
of the target of 550. Candy Apples, who is starting to behave a little cranky, starts to
insult some of the guys to get them to give up a few more fucks.
The other remaining fluffer, Mila, is too busy blowing one guy while
getting rear fucked by another to egg on the crowd. An assistant director has to come
break up the party, reminding all three that they are here to help Spantaneeus set a
record. The recipient of the blowjob steps on to the set and begins to plow into
Spantaneeus.
While guy number 547 struggles to get his
nut, a number of other participants get their second wind and step up to the plate. Within
moments the magic number of 550 is reached. One of the guys stands at the side of the bed
with hard-on in hand and a look on his face of realization that he was just a few seconds
short of getting his last shot towards the record.
In a show of good sportsmanship, Spantaneeus
takes on the final straggler and a few moments later, the final count of 551 is settled
upon as the new world’s record.
Having accomplished that, many of the revelers begin to gather their
belongings and dress.
Heatwave owner Gabor presents Spantaneeus with a faux tiara crown.
The new record holder poses for pictures with her new crown and answers questions from the
smattering of reporters still in attendance. When asked if she felt sore after doing 551
guys, Spantaneeus answers "Surprisingly, no."
Ready to pack it in ourselves, I ask the sardonic question
"Spantaneeus, you’ve just broken the world’s gangbang record. What are you
going to do now?" Apparently missing my feeble attempt at obvious humor, Spantaneeus
gives the reply that all the executives at Disney hopes she would. "Tomorrow I’m
going to Universal Studios and ride Jurassic Park."
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