"At the Bayview Retirement Village the elderly are expected to grow old gracefully, enjoying their final years in peace, quiet and comfort…but not if Tom (Graham Crowden) and Diana (Stephanie Cole) have anything to do with it! Meet two elderly eccentrics who refuse to put up with the appalling food and condescending staff, in the hilariously cynical BAFTA®-nominated comedy that won Stephanie Cole a British Comedy Award in 1992. "WELCOME TO BAYVIEW - Tom is new to Bayview Retirement Village, and is quickly labeled a troublemaker when he is takes action against the appalling food.
"A TRIP TO BRIGHTON - When Diana takes Tom on a joy ride to Brighton, the police are soon at their heels.
"CHEERING UP TOM - When Diana’s attempts to bring Tom out of a depression fail, she dreams up the perfect solution.
"THE CHRISTENING - The pair are invited to a christening, but can they be trusted to behave? Meanwhile Tom discovers that Diana’s stay at Bayview is in jeopardy.
"FRAULEIN MUELLER - There’s a new matron at Bayview. Diana doesn’t like the changes being instigated and even Tom’s loyalty is under suspicion.
"THE PSYCHIATRIST - Harvey Bains thinks Tom and Diana are certifiable, and their relations are tempted to agree, but it’ll take more than a psychiatrist to catch these two out.
"THE HELICOPTER - Diana’s past experience as a photojournalist comes in useful once again as the pair take up aerial photography."
