"It's like that Crouching Tiger movie… only on crack!"A marriage between nobles in ancient China sets the stage for murder, monsters, and mutilation as the invited guests search for a secret hidden treasure. A search that leads them through dark evil forests, opulent palaces, and each other! When two sick and twisted killers enter the fray, it is up to our hat-wearing hero to straighten things out and put the warlords, henchmen, and evil ninja six feet under! But is he working for the law, or himself?
"Flying fighters, mental martial artists, evil shaolin monks, and even more of those pointy hats come together to make this a blend of classic Asian horror and martial arts that must truly be seen to be believed. All culminating in a final fight where men turn into monsters and break swords (and other men) in half like little twigs! Get ready for twisted corpses and even more twisted dialogue in Jade Dagger Ninja!
"(Did we mention this has one of the oddest slow motion death scenes in all of classic Asian cult cinema?)"
