"Paint Ball Gun – Felicity/Rodney
Felicity is hiding behind a bush. Why, she's playing paint ball and lost her paint ball gun. I notice that she is hiding a big bush of her own. When she describes how the gun shoots out a gob of white thick stuff, I tell her I've got a gun of my own that can produce plenty of white goop. But in order to get it to fire, I must first lick her bush and get the gun revved up in her eager mouth. In the end, she loses the game because it's her face that gets painted.

"Eat It – Marion/Rodney
Rodney's having pizza and not eating his crust. Cute Marion walks over to his table and lectures him about eating all his food. You should always eat what is put in front of you, she says. Rodney has no problem doing that after she puts her hairy snatch in his face.

"Hairy Biker Chick – Josie/Rodney
I notice Josie riding her bike and the long pubic hair poking through her too short shorts. I invite her back home and she's more than willing to make a sex video with me, letting me lick her hairy snatch and pump the rod into it. She then takes a big facial.

"Hairy Boat Ride – Charity/Christi
Charity notices Christi has fallen asleep on the back of the boat, so she wakes her up by tossing some cold Lake Washington water on her back. Christi jumps up, calls Charity a hairy bitch and slaps her butt repeatedly. Pain turns to passion and then they take turns licking each other's hairy twats.